1. When people say...." It's always the last place you look".......well no shit, why the fuck would I keep looking after I've found it?
2. When people say......"Did you see that?" when you are right there......no loser I was staring at the fucking floor since it is so interesting, YES I saw that now shut up
3. When people ask....."Can I ask you a question?".......uhhh well you kinda already did there buddy.
4. When your waiting for a bus and people ask......."has the bus come yet?".......just take a minute and think, would I still be standing here if it did? dumbass
5. When people say......"Whatever!"......yeah that's another word to show that you are backing down in an arguement.....so there bitch
6. When you break up with your b/f......"there are plenty more fish in the sea".......uhhhh how is talking about seafood gonna make me feel better?
7. When you have to wear a horrible outfit......" It could look worse"......well it can't look much worse than your outfit but it still looks like shit and your not helping.
